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Original X-Men: Evolution episode count: 52

X-Men: Evolution

My impression is that nobody liked this series; I hope I am wrong?

I'm not suggesting this show is flawless. It is very telling that I have ZERO episodes from Season 1 in my "BEST..." Watch Order. The premise of this show is ABSOLUTELY ridiculous, but the later seasons mitigate most of that.

"BEST..."

This is what the title says: the best episodes of the show. Will it make any sense if you watch just these? Absolutely not.

"COHERENT..."

This is my real Watch Order. I couldn't remove ALL the episodes I wanted to and I kinda regret it. Season 1 is a bit of a slog of character introductions and a horrible season finale, season 2 is better, but it still feels like a mistake. It is Season 3 and 4, where I didn't cut many episodes, that this show shines.

I should offer a trigger warning: a female character with mental instability is NOT well treated by institutions or family.

I'll break it down per season in the SPOILER section below.

Enjoy.

BEST...

Season 1:
  ...
  ...
  03: Rogue Recruit
  04: Mutant Crush
  ...
  06: Middleverse
  07: Turn of the Rogue
  10: Shadowed Past
  ...
  ...

Season 2:
  ...
  ...
  ...
  ...
  ...
  07: On Angels Wings
  ...
  10: Mindbender
  11: Operation Rebirth
  ...
  15: The Hex Factor
  16: Day of Reckoning, part 1
  17: Day of Reckoning, part 2

Season 3:
  01: Day of Recovery
  02: The Stuff of Heroes
  ...
  ...
  05: Blind Alley
  ...
  ...
  08: Self Possessed
  ...
  10: X23
  11: Dark Horizons, part 1
  12: Dark Horizons, part 2

Season 4:
  01: Impact
  ...
  04: Sins Of The Son
  05: Uprising
  06: Cajun Spice
  ...
  08: Ascension: Part 1
  09: Ascension: Part 2

Episode Count: 24

COHERENT...

Season 1:
  01: Strategy X
  02: The X-Impulse
  03: Rogue Recruit
  04: Mutant Crush
  05: Speed and Spyke
  06: Middleverse
  07: Turn of the Rogue
  10: Shadowed Past
  12: The Cauldron: Part 1
  13: The Cauldron: Part 2

Season 2:
  01: Growing Pains
  02: Power Surge
  03: Bada-Bing Bada-Boom
  04: Fun and Games
  05: Beast of Bayville
  07: On Angels Wings
  09: Joyride
  10: Mindbender
  11: Operation Rebirth
  13: Shadow Dance
  15: The Hex Factor
  16: Day of Reckoning, part 1
  17: Day of Reckoning, part 2

Season 3:
  01: Day of Recovery
  02: The Stuff of Heroes
  03: Mainstream
  04: The Stuff of Villains
  05: Blind Alley
  06: X-Treme Measures
  07: The Toad, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
  08: Self Possessed
  09: Under Lock and Key
  11: X23
  12: Dark Horizons, part 1
  13: Dark Horizons, part 2

Season 4:
  01: Impact
  03: Target X
  04: Sins Of The Son
  05: Uprising
  06: Cajun Spice
  07: Ghost of a Chance
  08: Ascension: Part 1
  09: Ascension: Part 2

Episode Count: 43


HERE BE SPOILERS


- Season 1 -

I have to deal with the premise of this show. You know what ZERO fans have ever asked for:
" Let's do a high-school drama where Xavier and Magneto agree to make Mystique the principle of a High-School and we'll fill the school with young X-Men students as well as the Brotherhood of Mutants members... teen drama ensues! "

Nobody was asking for that. Xaviers institute is a SCHOOL where X-Men go to SCHOOL, because it is STUPID to put untrained mutants into the general population of a high-school. Putting them in school with the Brotherhood is crazy-land! Not only does Xavier never explain why he didn't tell the kids about Mystique, but nobody even asks: "What the hell were you thinking in the first place?". The entire premise of the X-Men is to STOP the disasters from Season 1 and Season 2 from happening.

For the most part Season 1 is all character introduction, and the show does fine by most of the X-Men characters. If you didn't like Cyclops before, this show is NOT going to change your opinion; Storm and Wolverine are the only adult X-Men here; Jean Grey is usually the "adult in the room" for some reason; Kitty Pryde is fine; Nightcrawler is amazingly goofy, but still clearly Nightcrawler; and finally Rogue, as a lonely goth girl, she is probably the best adapted character (though why Rogue would wear skin bearing crop tops is beyond me). The X-Men as teenagers is a good idea, but the rest of the premise was a mistake.

The less that is said about the season finale is the better. I'm sorry I couldn't cut it.

- Season 2 -

We also get to see the New Mutants this season, as an even younger group of junior X-Men (Boom Boom, Iceman, Magma, Jubilee, Cannonball, Multiple, Berzerker, Wolfsbane, and Sunspot). It does give the show quite a larger cast to play with, but also helps to make the Xavier Institute feel more like a school, especially with an adult Beast around.

Mostly I just skipped a bunch of weaker one-off episodes. I wasn't sure about "Walk on the Wild Side", but my daughter asked me to remove it, so no heavily gendered "girls night out" episode which felt too male-gazey to begin with.

As the Brotherhood and the X-Men continued to conflict and with the new principle being Edward Kelly, it was obvious that everything is going to go to pot.

This season basically starts the ball rolling on the main plot of the show: how the various groups (X-Men, Brotherhood of Mutants, Magneto's followers, Kelly's mutant haters, and eventually Apocalypse) all come into increasing larger conflict.

- Season 3 -

I like to think of this as the course correction. It might have been the plan from the beginning, but Season 3 blows away the initial premise, and good riddance.

Season 3 tells a far more traditional "X-Men" story, and that does help hold the show together much better. Here I only skipped one episode, which was kinda ridiculous filler anyway.

Regarding my earlier trigger warning, Scarlet Witch is NOT treated well. The show's treatment of her mental instability is questionable, and Magneto's stripping her of her memory and agency is not given as much weight as it it should have gotten.

- Season 4 -

In season 4 this show finds itself. I do wonder how many people never got past the first three seasons to see the final one. I dropped one episode, but I wasn't able to cut any deeper.

If only the X-Men: Apocalypse movie was half as good as this season.